A black man walks into a bar. A white man says,...
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Him: You know what the worst thing in the world is?
Him: Having to take a shit right after you get out of the shower.
On Valentine's Day: →
What my friends will be doing: What I’ll be doing: like seriously..
When your parents are trying to wake you up
I may not be the best looking person in the world, →
But at least i’m one funny mother fucker.
I hate when people make me laugh when I'm mad
I’m sitting here pouting like And my friend comes up to me doing stupid shit like And me, not wanting to laugh